Ron Weasley

I can't believe it! I broke my resolution. IN MY SLEEP. I woke up with my hand around my John Thomas and now I can't stop telling people the truth!

This isn't fair!

I finally have a series of puppets that will make reasonably entertaining shows-- if not for the sheer fact that I've never done performance in my life. I decided to make what I know and to keep it simple, so I've got some basic hand puppets-- Me, Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore, You-Know-Who, Snape. It should be quite a riot for Harry and I at the very least.

Now I need a puppet theater.

So I have a theory. There are versions of people from all ages here, but no two versions. Like Harry isn't here 17 and 40-whatever he is. So what if someone who has a kid here went and had that kid? Like what if Harry and Ginny had Lily, and baby Lily and grown-up Lily were here together? Would it break the village?

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Dear God I have too much time to think... and read. Is this how productive teenagers would be if none of them wanked anymore?

I'm going bloody mental! Sure, I was kind of in the same position for months before. You can't just duck off into the woods to have a good wank when there's Hermione and Harry and snatchers, but come on! I don't want my hand to fall off or to die or something. I've got all this privacy, all this temptation, and I'm going crazy.

And on a completely unrelated note, I haven't seen Hermione yet.

((OOC: I deleted the comments b.c this entry is supposed to be private))

What does renege mean?

I'm still not quite sure what's going on here. I've been given this journal. Everything was rather cryptic. All I know is I'm not where I'm supposed to be and Rita Skeeter is telling me I've become a puppeteer or something like that. I have to start that end of this week.

Oh, and my brother, who I haven't seen in months, is my house mate, but he doesn't remember marrying his wife (or the whole Death Eater attack that crashed his wedding).